Meredith D. Holt Liz Ironheart beckihblumer@fuse.net Wssb40@aol.com Utter Chaos No Adult Warnings "Utter Chaos: The General Hospital, Babylon 5 Crossover from Hell" Aka: How John and Delenn got mixed up with Lucky and Liz and managed to come out with their sanity. By: Mereith D. Holt and Liz Irionheart Hey, This all started with a crazy conversation at lunch and moved on from there. Liz and I were saying how weird it would be if there were a GH, B5 crossover and suddenly ideas were spouting out our ears. It was actually really funny. This is Liz's first try at fan fiction but I am an old card. Check out my story: On the Winds of Time. Anyway talk is cheap. Love Always, Meredith and Liz Disclaimer: This is all for the sake of pure silliness and fun! We intend no copyright infringment, and no insult. Babylon 5 belongs to the Great Maker, PTEN and WB. General Hospital belongs to ABC. We have nothing you would want, please don't sue! Utter Chaos: The B5/GH crossover from Hell By Meredith D. Holt and Liz Irionheart beckihblumer@fuse.net Wssb40@aol.com Chapter 1- Opps! Part 1- Does the term Shit mean anything to you? The White Star speeded through the red and black clouds of hyperspace, towards Babylon 5. They were headed back from a peace conferrence in the Drosi Free Hold and the trip back home promised to be a restful one. But they should have known better, for where they go, trouble follows. Susan Ivonava sat on the command chair, tapping her fingers on the console. Why was she up here? It wasn't like they were at war anymore. The Shadows were gone, she as the Vice President of the Nation of Planets should remember that. It was just that she needed to feel in control for a little while. Since taking up as Vice President, the station's new CO had arrived to replace her. Her name was Captian Elizabeth Lochly, and Ivonava hated her. It wasn't that she was in charge rather than her, oh, no. It was just her attitude, Lizzy Lochly took herself way too seriously, and that to Ivonava, was a deadly sin. (Speak of the devil..) Ivonava thought as Captian Lochly walked onto the bridge. She stood for a moment acessing the montiors, and equipment. Ivonava watched her like a cat protecting her territory. but it really wasn't hers. It was Captian..no..PRESIDENT Sheridan's territory. But John was off some where with Delenn doing, who knows what..Well, actually, Ivonava had a pretty good idea of what. He was helping Delenn with morning sickness. 8 months pregnant with their first child, Delenn really shouldn't be on this mission, but John didn't have the stomach to fight the woman he loved. As Lochly left, Marcus strode in. "Morning to you!" he said, sickly cheerful. Ivonava nailed him to the wall with her gaze. "Sorry!" he said, still jovial. "Got up on the wrong side of the bed today?" he asked her. "Marcus, any side of a Mimbari bed is the wrong side of the bed." Ivonava told him. He laughed and leaned on the arm of her chair. "You can take a break you know, come with me to the mess hall, get a bite to eat?" his brows wiggled, wringing a smile out of her. Ivonava was about to say yes when an alarm sounded. "Captian Ivonava, we have a disturbance right ahead." a human ranger told her. "Put it on screen." Ivonava instructed, "Get me the President, Captian, Lennier, Delenn, Mr. Garibaldi, Lyta, Zak and Stephen too." she order. A strange green fog was directly looming infront of the ship. "I have never seen anything like it!" John exclaimed with his usual enthusiasm for the unknown. Delenn, heavily pregnant, sat in the command chair near by. Lyta stoof looking out the observation window, scanning it. All to soon the curiousity decided to make a move on the cat and the fog enveloped the White Star. The ship went dark. "What the hell is that?" Ivonava and Lochly asked at the same time. "Its a power drain." a ranger replied and Zak pulled Lyta away from the window protectivly. Mr. Garibaldi stood still and watched. "Captian, the ship is automatically jumping to hyperspace." Lennier informed Ivonava and Lochly. "What the..." Mr. Garibaldi began as they found themselves near Earth. But this was not the Earth they knew. There was no "Travelsport Station", no Luna Colony, just empty space. "What happened!? Come on people tell me something!" Lochly demanded. Marcus ran to a console. "We have lost all power to engines, plumiting fast. The time track systems shot all to hell, we read year 1999." he informed them. Delenn's face registered horror as the ship continued descent. John gasped her hand, and Marcus pulled Susan to him as they hit atmosphere. "Can we find a place to land? An ocean, a bay?" Delenn suggested. "There is a bay, we are approuching in North America, we can land there." Marcus told her. "Good." Ivonava said taking charge. The ship landed, then dipped alittle in the water. As soon as the crew caught their breath they saw boats and helicopters comming towards them. "Captian." Lyta said as she unhooked herself from Zak's embrace. "We have a problem. Susan also stared at the approuching vessals. "Does the term Shit mean anything to you?" she asked the assembly. They all nodded. Meanwhile, in the small town of Port Charles, New York, the annual "Nurse's Ball" was in full swing. They had just finished the hillarious number "One", preformed by the ladies of Port Charles. Everyone was standing around talking. Jason Morgan, a mob lord, was the first to hear the noise. It was a very load noise that sounded like a high powered engine in full gear. H e ran outside and what he saw was enought to almost make his eyes pop out. There in the bay was a huge starship. It's molten purle and silver surface gleaming in the sunlight. Jason ran back into the auditorium and almost collided with Bobbie Spencer. "Jason, what's worng?" Bobbie asked. "Gather all the people you can and meet me out side," Jason ordered as he ran off to find his girlfriend Robin, but she was nowhere to be found. He did run into Lucky Spencer and Liz Weber on the way, though, and together they all ran outside. A whole group of people stood on the edge of the bay, awed by the sight of the magnificent ship. A long tube extended from the ship and landed itself on the edge of the bay. "What's going on?" the people yelled in confusion. "What the..." Lucky said. Liz just stood there in shock. Suddenly the tubes door slide open to reveal a group of people. Well, not all of them were entirely human. The space beings walked down the ramp and took a look around. A heavily pregnant woman with a pleasant face, unhooked herself from her male compainions grasp and walked towards the assembly with him at her side. "Greetings," she said. "I am Ambassador Delenn." She was a tall woman with long dark brown hair, which tumbled down from what looked like a gray tira-bone thing on her head. Her jade green eyes fastened on Luke Spencer who stepped forward, making it his bussiness to act as leader of Port Charles. "My name is Luke Spencer, uh, welcome to Port Charles. Where do you come from?" "We come from many years, and light years away from here, our ship was lost in an abnormality and your planet was the closest place to land our damaged ship. We ask only that you let us stay long enough to fix the White Star." By now the Port Charles Citizens were very curious and wanted to know everything about these strange beings. "Where exactly are you from?" one cried. "Babylon 5" answered the tall bearded beside Delenn, "I am Presiden John Sheridan of the Nation of Planets, Delenn is my wife. We come from the year 2262, we were on our way back to Babylon 5 from a peace conference in the Drosi Free/hold when a strange green fog enveloped the White Star. This is my crew," John said, motioning to the line of people standing beside him. "I'm Captain Susan Ivonava, Vice President of the Nation of Planets." a tall, severe looking dark haired woman in a black uniform introduced herself. The woman next to her stepped forward also. She was a head shorter than Ivonava and had tan skin and hair just a shade darker. she wore a blue uniform unlike Ivonava's black one. "I am Earth Alliance Captian Elizebeth Lochly, executive Officer of Babylon 5." she told the crowd. A ways down the line a bald man in civilian clothing pipped up. "I'm Michael Garibaldi, Head of Covert Intelligence for the Nation of Planets." Following him came the strangly clad Ranger named Marcus Cole, an intense red head named Lyta Alexander Allan and her scruffy looking husband Chief of Security Zak Allan. Then came Dr. Stephen Franklin, Chief Medical Officer and Lennier, Delenn's aide. Lennier caused quite a stir, he wasn't human! Murmurs excaped the crowd as they looked at him. He was bald, with blue pigmented skin on the top of his head. The back was covered by something that looked like a bone. The crowd clearly had more questions but just then, Helena Cassidine began to scream and she ran from the crowd, lunging at Mr. Garibaldi. Startled he fell backwards and she grabbed his PPG. She stood up and before any one could stop her, she began to shoot. "Get down!" Lucky ordered as everyone swarmed towards the ship, but they couldn't all fit. Some people ran back towards the auditorium for cover. In an act of self defense Lennier pulled out his own PPG and shot Helena dead. everyone came out of the building, starring at Helena's lifeless body and suddenly, chears broke out! "YES! She is finally gone!" Nicholas Cassidine yelled. "Finally." added Stephon Cassidine, her son. "Did I do something wrong?" Lennier asked, afriad. "On the contary," Stephon Cassidine assured him,"You did something very right." "Oh," Lennier said, confused but relieved. "We need some fuel for the White Star?" Ivonava said, all bussiness,"Can you help us?" Before anything else could be said, Helena Cassidine's battered body began to rise as if but some super natural force. Gasps arose from the crowd and every steped away. She ran towards the hospital, PPG in hand, yelling "Cheese" as she went. "We have to stop her!" Lucky exclaimed, taking charge. "Liz, you and Delenn go find some fuel Sheridan, Franklin, Don, Mac, come with me!" With that Lucky, John and the rest ran after Helena and Delenn and Liz stood sizing each other up. Liz had shoulder legnth brown hair and tan skin, he pretty fawn brown eyes sparkled in the sun. The woman beside her smiled. "I am Delenn Sheridan." she told Liz, re-introducing herself on a more personal level. "Hi, I am Liz Webber. Nice to meet you." Liz replied, "What kind of fuel do you need?" "Crystals." came Delenn's reply. "Excuse me." Jason said, pulling Ivonava and Marcus aside."I need your help. We must break my lover Carly out of the mental hospital." "What does this have to do with us?" Ivonava asked dubiously. "Simple," Jason replied, "Now that Helena is nuts, the first person she will go after is Carly, since Helena lied to get her committed when she really isn't crazy!" Susan began to voilently shake her head but Marcus broke in. "Come on, Susan, it'll give us something to do, and besides, we might enjoy it." "Done." Jason said, shaking hands with Marcus. They headed towards Jason's car with Marcus dragging Susan along. "why do I always get stuck with the crazy people?" Ivonava complained. "Ms. Allan!" Jason called out to Lyta."Will you watch my son Michael, for me? Ivonava and Cole here are going to help me with something." before Lyta could explain that Child Care was not one of her strong points, Jason handed his son of to her. She stood there holding him with a bemused look on her face. "This way, We're almost there." Liz told Delenn as they walked throught the dark cave with flash lights. "Its so dark and damp in here, are you sure we will find Crystals?" Delenn asked. "Look, Nicholas told me that alittle ways back in the cave there are crystals. I don't think you'll find any in Port Charles, except here on Spoon Island. "Who is Nicholas? Is he as humans say, your boyfriend?" Delenn asked. "Oh, no." Liz laughed, "He is Lucky's half brother." Before Delenn could inquire as to who Lucky was, Tony jumped out of the shadows and grabbed them. Liz's scream died in her through, but Delenn reacted quickly and pulled out a small, gray pipe and extended it. She promptely pumeled Tony with it. He fell to the ground with a thump. "You have got to teach me to do that." Liz said admiringly to Delenn, who smiled sweetly to her cohort. "Where DID you learn to do that?" Liz asked later on as she tied Tony's hands behind his back. Delenn and Liz had lugged him a bit further before they stopped to rest, and Liz was amazed by the ammount of stregth the woman had. "One does not become co-leader of the Army of Light and not learn a few things for one's protection." Delenn told her crypticly. "Is it interesting where you live?" "It is never quiet thats for syre. In the five years I have lived on Babylon 5, I have been kidnaped twice, almost had my soul stolen, attacked by Earth ships, saved my people from civil war, broken the grey council, led a conspiracy agianst Earth, battled Drak, and gone to Za'ha'dum. Its been a long haul and I have lost many friends, like Ms. Winters for instance. But it has been worth it for our peace." Delenn told Liz, a far away look on her features.