From jefurr@jmu.edu Tue Dec 24 17:35:47 1996
Date: Wed, 02 Oct 1996 09:15:04 -0500 (EST)
From: Hello <jefurr@jmu.edu>
Subject: archive humor

Hi everyone!  This is my first attempt at B5 humor (and my first 
submission to the archive) so please let me know what you think.  As 
always, the characters and stories don't belong to me.  I just use my 
sick,twisted mind to manipulate the genius of JMS.  
Jen

Home on B5  (a twisted version of Home on the Range)
Oh give me a home
Where the Green Drazi roam
And the Shadows and
Centauri play.
Where Starfuries fly
And Mimbari don't lie 
And the Psi Corps will watch you all day.
Home, home on B5
Where you're lucky to
Get out alive.
Where Starfuries fly 
And Mimbari don't lie
And the Psi Corps will watch you all day.